Mom:
"Merrill, I guess you can go bear-bottomed."
Merrill:
"But I don`t want a furry bottom!"
""I don't want ANY guatamaly on my burrito!!!""
July, 12
Telling his mom that he did'nt want any guacamoli on his burrito.
Jacob
:
"That song is in my hair.
"
Me
:
"No, its in your head.
"
Jacob:
"How did it get in my head?!"
Mitchell (looking somewhat disappointed)
:
"How come there aren't any presents?
"
Mom
:
"What presents, Bud?
"
Mitchell
:
"You said today was Presents Day.
"
Mom:
"Oh, it's President's Day, Sweetie. Not Presents Day."


