"Sit there (pointing to the chair) until you can behave."
Brett, Age 4:
"(30 seconds later) Grandma, I'm being haved now, can I get up?"
"Its like a table shape!"Evelyn, 2
When describing the shape of the dining room table
"My mama has a bikini, too, but her tummy is too fat for her to wear it now"Marcella, 3
"Jhaylon went poo poo potty. YAY! Jhaylon went poo poo potty YAY!"
"No Mommy. Stop"
"You mean to tell me I can't celebrate with song and dance"
"Mom, I'm very hungry."
"After this we'll go to McDonald's and you can have a Happy Meal."
"OK, but I STILL won't be happy."