"Dippit!
What do you want?
Dippit, dippit, DIPPIT!
Geez Mommy, he wants ketchup."
John, 1
While eating chicken nuggets with his 3 year old sister Pamela.
Mommy:
"Hayden, did the toilet paper roll fall into the sink?"
Hayden:
"No."
Mommy:
"Then why is it soaking wet?"
Hayden:
"Because, it had a dirty spot on it so I washed it."
Mom
:
"I don't know if I can pay for the car accident.
"
Star:
"LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE!"
"Hey mom I think you left the tag on your car."
Reiley, 3
Pointing to a flyer someone left under my windshield.
Grandma
:
"Maybe I can get Daddy some new socks for Christmas?
"
Gabriel:
"Ok, he likes the ones with holes in them!"
