Aunt:
"Will you stay this sweet forever?"
Niece:
"Only for five more days."
"Allison: daddy is a king and bubba is a prince Mommy: and mommy is a queen right? Allison: no momma you can't be a queen you eat too many cookies. "
Allison, 3
Lifeguard in Florida:
"Where are you from?"
Liam:
"(after some thought) My mommy!"
Lifeguard:
"(laughing) Hey........me too!"
"Your breath is hurting me!"
Evelyn, 2
Talking about mommy's morning breath...
Mommy:
"Okay, Alex, it's time to wake up."
Alex:
"Go away. I don't like you today."
Mommy:
"But I like you! And I love you. "
Alex:
"It's too early for me to love you. Come back later."
