"Me: "Did you poop in your underwear?" Her: "No, Blake did it!""
Emerson , 3
Blaming her recently discovered accident on her brother!
"Fee fi fo fum, I smell peanut butter."
Landon, 2
After listening to Jack and the Beanstalk.
Mom
:
"Please, Tilda, don't make a big mess!
"
Tilda:
"I NOT!.... I'm just makin' lots of little messes!"
Nahjeen:
"You have a cat? What does it look like?"
Me:
"She's black and white."
Nahjeen:
"Oh, like a catmatian!!!"


