Lucy:
"Where is my other present?"
Aunt Cheri:
"I'm not sure off the top of my head."
Lucy:
"Well what about the bottom of your head. Did you look there?"
Mommy:
"Jakey, did you finish your toast?"
JAKE:
"YES, I had 4 points."
MOMMY:
"MOMMYS DOING WEIGHT WATCHERS. JAKE ATE 4 CORNERS. LITERALLY POINTS!!"
"Mom, you have to take all of this stuff down and put it away, you KNOW I am allergic to horse"
William, 5
"It's okay, grandma; I was old once, but now I'm young again!!!"
Makiah Star, 4
Mom
:
"Sit down and eat your breakfast, hon.
"
Gwen (very loud and perturbed):
"I am not Hon. Daddy is Hon. I am SWEETHEART! "
