Daddy:
"You're a little flushed. "
Chris:
"Did someone try to put me down the toilet? "
"Mommy, why are there no P's allowed?"
Daniel, 4
Looking at a NO PARKING sign.
Mom:
"{sending Syd out the door to school} You look beautiful, love. But even more beautiful on the inside."
Sydney:
"{looking perplexed} But you don't even know what I look like on the inside."
Mims:
"I need to go to Harris Teeter and get some eggs."
Jenna:
"Your hair is tingling and you need to eat some eggs?"
"Mom, can I open one more door on the Advil calendar?"
Rio, 6
On 12th night of Advent. Guess mom's had too many headaches lately...


